Thursday, October 30, 2008
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- First real job: Oil company
- First screen name: None
- First funeral: Grandparents
- First pet: Dog name piggy.
- First piercing: None.
- First tattoo: None and no plans!
- First credit card: Mastercard
- First child: A boy.
- First kiss: Age 16.
- First enemy: I can't remember.
Friday, October 24, 2008
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- I am a father of 2.
- I am in IT.
- I was born in the Philippines...
- But currently living in Canada.
- This is my first blog.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
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- My wife and 2 kids.
- My job/paycheck.
- My home.
- My laptop.
- Being surrounded by family and friends.
Monday, October 6, 2008
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- Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa" .
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"
- Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"
- When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."
- When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"
- Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"
- Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"
- Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"
- Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"
- Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"
- Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"
- Chicken sa McDo, Jollibee, or KFC? Jollibee!
- Pepsi, Coke, or rootbeer? Canada Dry.
- Greenwich, Pizza Hut, or Yellow Cab? Yellow Cab
- Adobo, sinigang, or nilaga? ALL.
- Beef, pork, or chicken? Chicken
- Starbucks, Coffee bean and tea leaf, or Gloria Jean’s? Tim Horton's
- Cornflakes, Honey Stars, or Milo cereal? Cornflakes.
- Goldilocks or Red Ribbon? Red Ribbon.
- Tokyo Tokyo, Teriyaki Boy or Rai Rai Ken? Tokyo Tokyo and Sumo Grill.
- Take Out or Dine In? Take out.
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